(Source: i-keep-the-wolf-from-the-door)
WILL THIS DO A THING TO CHANGE HER
AM I LEAVING DAWN IN DANGER
IS MY SLAYER TOO FAR GONE TO CARE
Nor do I want it.
Is that why you shot Drake in the ass in that one episode of Degrassi
in seventh grade my girlfriend wrote me a note to break up with me and i acted like i didnt find it and acted completely normal all day and sat with her at lunch and then at the end of the day i broke up with her in front of our whole math class and she said I BROKE UP WITH YOU FIRST and i said wow thats pathetic and nobody believes that and she cried and i watched gay porn in 7th grade anyway so the joke is double on her
if you think our economy is bad just be thankful you dont live in neopia
holy shit
i thought inflation was bad when I was there
it’s like postwar germany
take your wheelbarrow of neopoints to the market to buy a loaf of bread
you’re right neopets is exactly like postwar germany
there is absolutely no difference between neopets and postwar germany
(Source: monoeko)