Posts tagged forever reblog

Posted 4 weeks ago

lesliecrusher:

WILL THIS DO A THING TO CHANGE HER

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AM I LEAVING DAWN IN DANGER

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IS MY SLAYER TOO FAR GONE TO CARE

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Posted 1 month ago
Posted 1 month ago
  1. JESSE EISENBERG: People on the street say mean things to me.
  2. INTERVIEWER: Like what?
  3. JESSE EISENBERG: I get called Napoleon Dynamite because I have curly hair. I live in New York City and I ride a bicycle. I always bike down 9th Avenue and there’s this kid who goes to school there named Abraham. Every time I pass him, he calls me Napoleon Dynamite. He screams it out and his friends laugh. That was a fine movie but I wasn’t in it.
  4. INTERVIEWER: What do you say back?
  5. JESSE EISENBERG: I say, “Please Abraham, I’m not that man.”
Posted 1 month ago

confusedtree:

communismkills:

Nor do I want it.

Is that why you shot Drake in the ass in that one episode of Degrassi

Posted 2 months ago
Posted 4 months ago

clavid:

in seventh grade my girlfriend wrote me a note to break up with me and i acted like i didnt find it and acted completely normal all day and sat with her at lunch and then at the end of the day i broke up with her in front of our whole math class and she said I BROKE UP WITH YOU FIRST and i said wow thats pathetic and nobody believes that and she cried and i watched gay porn in 7th grade anyway so the joke is double on her

Posted 4 months ago
Posted 5 months ago
Posted 5 months ago

marththebland:

vondell-swain:

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galosengen:

octopusoracle:

if you think our economy is bad just be thankful you dont live in neopia

holy shit

i thought inflation was bad when I was there

it’s like postwar germany

take your wheelbarrow of neopoints to the market to buy a loaf of bread

you’re right neopets is exactly like postwar germany

there is absolutely no difference between neopets and postwar germany

(Source: monoeko)

Posted 6 months ago