Posts tagged The Office UK

Posted 11 months ago
Posted 11 months ago
Life is just a series of peaks and troughs, and you don’t know whether you’re in a trough until you’re climbing out, or on a peak until you’re coming down. And that’s it, you know, you never know what’s round the corner. But it’s all good. “If you want the rainbow you’ve got to put up with the rain”. Do you know which “philosopher” said that? Dolly Parton. And people say she’s just a big pair of tits.
David Brent
Posted 11 months ago
Posted 11 months ago

“He’s a weird little bloke! Look at his cartoon face and his hair, he looks like a Fisher Price man, and his rubbish clothes… it makes me think there’s something wrong with you for a start but yet in my head I’d still do you so I’m confused. “

Posted 11 months ago
Posted 11 months ago
Posted 11 months ago

The best song.

Posted 11 months ago
Posted 11 months ago

“I told him once that I don’t like jelly. I don’t trust the way it moves.”

Posted 11 months ago