June 2011
And you’re desperately trying to figure out how to get his attention. Just follow these steps and I promise you, you’ll have the guy of your dreams in seconds.
- Wear tons of makeup and claim you don’t wear any. Trust me, guys will think you’re…
May 2011
You know what really grinds my gears? Fucking magnets, how do they work?
-Rupert Grint = Chubby(now he is) and Ginger. I’d still hit is so fast, though.
-Michael Ian Black.
Any games on Adult Swim where you’re killing yourself, killing other people, being a stripper, growing weed, etc. I’m an adult, damnit.
Vacuuming.
-My friends excluded, I think almost everyone loved gym class.
-Writing papers. I still hate that shit.
Posting song lyrics as my facebook statuses and on twitter. I regret nothing.
-Astrology
-Tarot cards
-Numerology
-Going to occult shops
Green Day, because they’ve added a piano and wear eyeliner, I guess. I’ll love them forever.
-Girl Talk
-Motion City Soundtrack
-Elliott Smith
-Alkaline Trio
-Basically, anything that has sad lyrics.